Yes, this is actually a thing. If you don’t know about it, do you live under a rock?
Here are the Types of Responses To Song Lyric Texts:
Note: Assuming the receiver is female *I am not sexist; I am a girl (Woman’s Rights!) but most often I find boys would find more entertainment in this *as girls have better things to do with their life*;)
1. The 2-Lyric Response *Typically to an ex or something*
Ex: Cause baby now we got bad blood.
What do you mean?
You know it used to be mad love.
Typing . . . So take a look what you’ve done.
BUSTED. *These people; I admire them. A lot.*
2. The Clueless Doofus *Sometimes an ex too*
Ex: I remember when we broke up the first time.
Um, when was the second time?
Saying, “this is it, I’ve had enough”, cause like
I thought it was a mutual break up.
We haven’t seen each other in a month.
Longer than a month.
When you said you needed space. (What?)
We both said we needed space so . . .
[Rest of song passes . . . End of song] But we are never ever ever ever getting back together.
What are you saying? Are you drunk? Do you want to get back with me? I kind of still like you . . .
These are song lyrics, duh. We Are Never Getting Back Together, by Taylor Swift. Listen to the title; you’re right, it was a mutual break up.
Ouch . . . But yes, basically the Clueless Doofus does not get it until it is explained.
3. Loony Lucy *Not all Lucy’s, it just rhymes, okay?*
They are like the Clueless Doofus except after it is explained, they go loony. Explosive.
Ex : I was taking the lyrics from Someone Like You by Adele.
Wait I thought you wanted to get back together. I’m okay with that.
Um . . . How about NO. We were so done 6 months ago.
HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME LIKE THAT I HATE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE NEEDS YOU AND I ALREADY HAVE FIVE BOYS AND THEIR NUMBERS ON THE LINE AND YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN HAVE A GIRL YOU ARE SO STUPID AND NO GIRL WILL EVER LIKE YOU YOU WILL BE FOREVER ALONE.
And that’s it! Why did I do this? I don’t know.
I realize if I were reading Type 3, I’d want a reaction, so here you go:
[10 seconds pass] Gurl, you need to calm the eff down. This is his girlfriend.
🙂 Ouch! Where am I getting all these burns from? 😉
P.S. I’m changing updating schedule to Sunday/Monday.