Types Of Responses To Song-Lyric Texts

Yes, this is actually a thing. If you don’t know about it, do you live under a rock?

Here are the Types of Responses To Song Lyric Texts:

Note: Assuming the receiver is female *I am not sexist; I am a girl (Woman’s Rights!) but most often I find boys would find more entertainment in this *as girls have better things to do with their life*;)

1. The 2-Lyric Response *Typically to an ex or something*

Ex: Cause baby now we got bad blood. 

What do you mean?

You know it used to be mad love.

Typing . . .  So take a look what you’ve done.

BUSTED. *These people; I admire them. A lot.*

2. The Clueless Doofus *Sometimes an ex too*

Ex: I remember when we broke up the first time.

Um, when was the second time?

Saying, “this is it, I’ve had enough”, cause like

I thought it was a mutual break up.

We haven’t seen each other in a month.

Longer than a month.

When you said you needed space. (What?)

We both said we needed space so . . . 

[Rest of song passes . . . End of song] But we are never ever ever ever getting back together.

What are you saying? Are you drunk? Do you want to get back with me? I kind of still like you . . .

These are song lyrics, duh. We Are Never Getting Back Together, by Taylor Swift. Listen to the title; you’re right, it was a mutual break up.

Ouch . . . But yes, basically the Clueless Doofus does not get it until it is explained.

3. Loony Lucy *Not all Lucy’s, it just rhymes, okay?*

They are like the Clueless Doofus except after it is explained, they go loony. Explosive.

Ex : I was taking the lyrics from Someone Like You by Adele.

Wait I thought you wanted to get back together. I’m okay with that.

Um . . . How about NO. We were so done 6 months ago.

HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME LIKE THAT I HATE YOU YOU KNOW WHAT NO ONE NEEDS YOU AND I ALREADY HAVE FIVE BOYS AND THEIR NUMBERS ON THE LINE AND YOU PROBABLY DON’T EVEN HAVE A GIRL YOU ARE SO STUPID AND NO GIRL WILL EVER LIKE YOU YOU WILL BE FOREVER ALONE.

And that’s it! Why did I do this? I don’t know.

I realize if I were reading Type 3, I’d want a reaction, so here you go:

[10 seconds pass] Gurl, you need to calm the eff down. This is his girlfriend.

🙂 Ouch! Where am I getting all these burns from? 😉

P.S. I’m changing updating schedule to Sunday/Monday.

 

 

 

 

 

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