Blogitorial – EARBUDS EXPOSED (Plot Twist)

So, you’re going to read this and you’re going to be like, “girl, did you not already know this?”

And I’m gonna be like nodding, “mm-hmm.”

So here’s the new Blogitorial – EARBUDS EXPOSED

O.M.G.

Did you know that earbuds aren’t supposed to go in your actual ear hole?

I KNOW! ME TOO! Earbuds would always fall out of my ears and I would be like:

First of all, ow, this is hurting my ears. Well no duh, I’m trying to shove them in my earhole! *is there a scientific word for that? Probably. I’m too lazy to search it up . . . oh, that’s what it is, external auditory meatus. (Wait . . . meatus?)*

So I’d always trying to shove it into my external auditory meatus. And OW, that hurt. Plus, it would always fall out. So I thought my ears were just too small.

Until.

Until, today, my mom showed me the right way. Not on purpose. Turns out, it’s supposed to go in your cartilage part! OH MY GOD! It’s supposed to fit in that little cave of cartilageĀ next to your external auditory meatus! O.M.G.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go sit in a corner and cry because my whole 13 years of life have been wasted using big, bulky, headphones.

Sigh.

Although one part of me is smiling – my external auditory meatus. šŸ˜‰

Scenario Snapthoughts

*Making up for last last Sunday*

Doing my math homework. I saw this problem talking about a patio . . .Ā 

If ratio and patio are spelled the same way, why is ratio pronounced, “Ray – shi – o”, and patio is pronounced, “pah – tee – o”?

And why do minuses get to overpower pluses? Like, who made up that rule? *also, I know that there is a mathematical explanation behind it but still! Favoritism, much?*

P.S. Is favoritism a word? Yes, right?

Minute Muse

*I’m so sorry I’m late! Busy with my Chinese exam – but that’s no excuse, I know.*

When you die over that Beauty and the Beast new movie soundtrack. *wiggles eyebrows* I know you all have that 13 year old fan girl inside you.

Scenario Snapthoughts

Introduction: In the most random scenarios, I always have deep, random thoughts. *I know, I’m such a deep person. ;)* So I thought I’d make this a series. Enjoy!

At night, when I’m making my bed

“If someone offered me a world of rainbows and unicorns, I’d say no, because the key to happiness is accepting our world for what it is.”

– Me

There. I don’t know where that came from. It’s probably very weird, but you don’t evenĀ know the ones I have when I’m about to get into the pool during swim practice.