Because It’s Pubic, Not Public, Right?

So recently I went to a debate tournament with my partner. We were doing the Public Forum event, and won low-key undefeated but you know, normal stuff.

Because this was a small tournament, we got a certificate with a gold star meaning undefeated. Wow. How grand. But anyway, that’s not the point. If I remember what the point was, that is. . .

Anyway, when your brain thinks something will be there, it automatically fills it in. The tournament was three days ago, and today my dad noticed something. It said, “Pubic Forum Event”

Pubic Forum Event.

Pubic Forum Event.

Because it’s totally pubic and not public,┬áright?

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My Crazy Dream Involved . . . Green Tea?

Now, wait a second. Just to be clear, I don’t like tea. I don’t drink tea. So why did I dream about tea? TBH, I don’t know. But my dream was pretty crazy – even if I don’t remember all of it.

I remember I had to drink green tea or something, and another scene where there were these three teas that I had to choose which I liked better. Apparently they poured it over some rice thingy?

I remember the first tea was black, and the rice thingy turned black. Then the other woman poured a clearish yellowish one OVER the black one and the free rice thingy. And I remember thinking to myself – what a wonderful woorld . . . no JK, but I remember thinking: “OH NO! Now I won’t taste pure black! Now I’ll taste this other tea!”

In the moment, it seemed like the biggest crisis of my life. Looking back, I realize, maybe not so much. But that was weird.

Like, why tea? I don’t even like tea! I think the rice thingy was brown rice. Maybe that’s a sign – brown rice doesn’t go well with tea.

So, the moral of my dream is: Brown rice doesn’t go well with tea.

Maybe I should be a dream interpreter.